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I am genuinely only slightly sorry for linking to a nakie picture of Bieber, because the rest of the thing is fun.

Slinking over to the couch in the pro shop, I watched my tennis coach shake his head in disgust as he watched the swoll late-teen walk out of the tennis center.

“Can’t hit a tennis ball to save his life. Just swoll for no reason.”