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Here’s what you should do: when you buy a new phone and it’s all pristine and lovely and delightful, immediately put a new case on it. It will make your phone clunkier and heavier and less perfect, but it will also prevent you from smashing your pristine, lovely, delightful new phone on the road two days after you purchase it.

When you eventually remove the case, because it’s grubby and gross, you’ll feel like you have a whole new phone BUT if you happen to smash it on the road, you’ll be less pissed off about it.

Life skills: I gots.